05/29/26 Grif.Net - Say What?

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What did the horse say after it tripped?

Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy-up!

 

What do you call an angry carrot?

A steamed veggie.

 

What do you call a well-balanced horse?

Stable.

 

What do you say to boiling water?

RIP. You will be mist.

 

What do lawyers wear to court?

Lawsuits.

 

What has more lives than a cat?

A frog, because it croaks every day.

 

What does Moby Dick the monstrous whale eat?

Fish and ships.

 

What did the drummer name her twin daughters?

Anna 1, Anna 2.

 

What’s small and red and has a rough voice?

A hoarse raddish!

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

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