[Wayne from Texas shared this story. Thinkin’ it is probably true]
One day my neighbor heard me singing love songs outside, so he came over and found me down on one knee, serenading my little garden tractor. "What are you doing?" he asked.
"Well, my wife and I having been having a few marital problems lately, so we went to a marriage counselor." I explained.
"He advised me to do something sexy to a tractor."
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"