06/10/26 Grif.Net - My Special Tea

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Why did Dr Bob burn his tongue?

Because he was drinking tea before it was cool.

What tea do rich people buy?

Property.

How does Moses make tea?

Hebrews it.

How do you turn a T into a P?

Drink it.

My wife said she’s breaking up with me because of my obsession with rhyming.

I nearly choked on my tea, what terrible timing.

What is a pirate’s favorite tea to drink in the spring?

May tea.

What types of tea do the English soccer teams seem addicted to?

Penal-teas.

The tea and coffee are married, but the tea leaves.

Does that give the coffee grounds for divorce?

Dr Bob Griffin

“From all harm safe in His sheltering arms
I'm living by faith and feel no alarm.”