06/18/19 Grif.Net - Important Warning Labels
Robert Griffin
[Actual instruction labels found on products]
ON A HAIR DRYER: Do not use while sleeping.
ON A BAG OF FRITOS: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
ON A BAR OF DIAL SOAP: Directions: Use like regular soap.
ON A FROZEN DINNER: Serving suggestion: Defrost.
ON A HOTEL-PROVIDED SHOWER CAP: Fits one head.
ON A CAKE BOX: (Printed on the bottom of the box.) Do not turn upside down.
ON BREAD PUDDING: Product will be hot after heating.
ON PACKAGING FOR AN IRON: Do not iron clothes on body.
ON CHILDREN’S COUGH MEDICINE: Do not drive car or operate heavy machinery.
ON NYTOL (a sleep aid): Warning: may cause drowsiness.
ON A KITCHEN KNIFE: Warning: keep out of children.
ON A STRING OF CHRISTMAS LIGHTS: For indoor or outdoor use only.
ON A FOOD PROCESSOR: Not to be used for the other use.
ON BAG OF PEANUTS: Warning: contains nuts.
ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
ON A CHAINSAW: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"