06/02/25 Grif.Net - Overheard in Court (part 3)
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[Could not close this subject until we hear from the medical profession, often called to testify in court. Amazing stuff.]
Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
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Q: Doctor, remember that all your responses must be oral. What school did you go to?
A: Oral.
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Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
A: [no response]
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Q: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
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Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.
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Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"
