01/14/26 Grif.Net - Status Updates from Friends
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[I’ve saved a few updates of friends from the past months]
Alric S. recommended, “If your body is cremated, your ashes can be put in an hour glass so you can continue to participate in family game night.”
Scott M. admitted, “As we get older, we don’t really sleep. We just take short naps between pee breaks.
Aaron S. reminded, “For those who say I don’t need coffee to wake up, I say you don’t need a parachute to sky dive, but it sure helps.
Randy M. said, “Incorrectly is the only word that, when spelled correctly, is still spelled incorrectly.”
Chuck S. related, “I get road rage just walking behind some people.”
Tim M. suggested, “Thought the Southern Baptist Convention needs to take a hint from college football and have a championship playoff to find out who is the REAL First Baptist Church.”
Stacy S. laments, “January 2026 – Iranians protesting tyrannical Islamic oppression v. Americans protesting for the right to run over law enforcement with their car,”
Ken H. commented, “It's crazy how the trees all change color at the same time each year. The process must be autumnated.”
Mike B. confessed, “At first I was against brain transplanting, but then I changed my mind.”
Scott C. complained, “I was told children will follow what parents model as correct behavior. False. They have seen me sleep. They never sleep.”
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Dr. Bob Griffin
“Jesus knows me, this I Love”
