09/21/23 Grif.Net - Police Blotter
b...@grif.net
Checking out reports from various police departments around the country
>WANTED: Individual stealing wheels off police vehicles overnight. Units are working tirelessly to find the thief.
>WANTED: Energizer bunny. Seen going and going and going. Charged with battery.
>WANTED: Somone stole the toilet seats from the restrooms at Precinct 1. Detective still have nothing to go on.
>WANTED: Gang of teens seen unscrewed all the bulbs in the parking ramp. If the persons return them, they will only face a light sentence.
>WANTED: Driver threw a pregnant cat out of minivan. Will face fine for littering.
>WANTED: Shakespearean troupe of turkeys, chickens, and geese still at large. Suspected of fowl play.
>WANTED: Water. Wanted in three states (solid, liquid, gas)
>WANTED: Skeleton in the high school biology classroom. Seen with a joint in his hand.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"
