11/14/25 Grif.Net - Confession of a Senior Citizen (part 10)

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“I don't drink or take drugs. At my age, I get the same effects by standing up too fast.”

 

“I only have one thing left on my bucket list: getting through the day.”

 

“I love telling old stories, because I’m too old to make new stories.”

 

“I find as I age, time seems to fly by in hyper-speed. I blink, and a week has passed. Blink again, and a year has gone by.”

 

“I heard people say you're only as old as you feel. I think I may be an exhumed mummy or something.”

 

“I might be on the back nine of life, but my goal is to still be standing at the last hole.”

 

“I’ve reached the age that when faced with two temptations, I always choose the one that will get me home by 9 o’clock.”

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

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we must step up the stairs


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