11/16/17 Grif.Net - Around our House (part 4)
Robert Griffin
**My family always celebrates Thanksgiving with a fast. The faster we eat, the more food we get.
**Remember, children, the best way to get a puppy for Christmas is to beg for a baby brother.
**There's nothing I've learned from being a father that I couldn't just as easily have figured out from setting all my money on fire.
**Ever since I saw you in our family tree I've wanted to cut it down.
**You're fat. It's not because it runs in the family, you're fat because nobody runs in your family.
**My wife walked in to see the boys have built a chair fort. She yells, ‘PUT THOSE CUSHIONS AND CHAIRS BACK!’
Me (climbing out of fort): ‘YOU HEARD YOUR MOTHER!’
**My dad used to say "Always fight fire with fire." Probably explains why he was thrown off the Fire Department.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"