10/20/14 Grif.Net - Revelations

[Dr Bob Griffin]

[Things people may not know about the REAL me. Jotted down a few this past
week as I enjoyed the pain meds from surgery . . ]

I have a clear conscience. Or maybe a really bad memory.

I told my psychiatrist I've been hearing voices. He said I don't have a
psychiatrist.

I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a
great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

I thought running for exercise was a good idea until I actually started
running.

I wonder how long I'd be on hold if my call wasn't so important to them?

I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was blaming you.

I always hit the bulls-eye. I shoot first and call whatever I hit the
target.

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life.

I was disappointed to find out the universal remote did not, in fact,
actually control the universe. Not even remotely.

~~
Dr Bob Griffin
b...@grif.net www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"