02/05/16 Grif.Net - Not on MY Top 50 List
Robert Griffin
[Here are a couple more “Top Jokes” according to a magazine survey. And trust me, THESE are the “best”. Ugh. Most were not every worthy of a grimace.]
When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: ''I love the simple things in life, but I don't want one of them for my husband''.
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''My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.''
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day. Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes. Obviously, he's a catholic converter.
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A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in America. He slides up to the bar and announces: ''I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.''
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"