08/02/24 Grif.Net - Confession of Camp Counselors
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[We often hear stories about summer camp from perspective of the campers. What about the counselors? What are they thinking?]
The counselor asked, “How many times did I tell you to make your bed?”
A camper said he couldn’t answer; “I didn't know. Nobody told me I was supposed to keep count.”
“I can't find my dollar bill,” Jane sobbed.
“Don't worry,” her counselor said. “A dollar doesn't go very far today.”
“As a music teacher, I work as a counselor at summer camp to keep in tune with nature.”
Lunch was just over, and a camper was about to jump into the lake. His counselor warned, “It's dangerous to swim on a full stomach.”
But the lad replied, “Don’t worry. I'll just do the backstroke.”
The counselor looked Jake in the eye and asked why he put a snake in the counselor’s bunk.
Jake finally admitted, “Well, I just couldn’t find a frog.”
At the leader’s table at camp, a counselor complained that there was a leak over his bunk.
The counselor in the next cabin said, “Don't complain. It will only leak when it rains.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"
