05/03/21 Grif.Net - May's Goodest Word Plays

[Robert Griffin]

[On the first weekday of the month, we try our hand at humor.  Many wish we would fold our hand before playing.]

 

A thirsty prospector in the desert visited creek after creek only to find them all dry. Sadly, he just went from one ex-stream to another.

 

Parallel lines have so much in common that it’s a shame they’ll never meet.

 

In Georgia they mix garbanzo beans, tahini, olive oil & garlic in a huge wooden bowl and serve on grits. They say it’s because they live in the Southern Hummus-sphere.

 

On an unrelated note, I found it really takes guts to make sausage.

 

Genie: What is your final wish?
Bob: I wish I were you!
Genue: That us weurd but alrught.

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Dr Bob Griffin

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