04/22/21 Grif.Net - Confessions of Odd Sense of Humor

[Robert Griffin]

I have a low threshold of fun visiting foreign countries: 

 

Sign in hotel warns us tourists: “Streets desserted at night”.
Yet, I went out hoping for an ice cream cone, a Twinkie, or at least a cookie. Alas, nothing there.

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And the sign on an emergency exit: “Door is alarmed.”

I had to ask the manager “why”. He looked at me oddly.

 

Asked the desk clerk if she could make appointment with a tour guide for tomorrow.

She said, “Yes, sir. 10 okay?”
I replied, “That is too many.”

 

Tour guide came to lead my group and asked me if there was anything odd he should know.

I told him, “Every other number.”  He should have already known that.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

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