06/11/24 Grif.Net - Musings of the Minds (part 2)

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[Famous people share thoughts that are humorous, witty, or insightful at which we can smile today. This week we will enjoy their entertaining quotations and find at least one to make our own each day!]

“When I was a boy, the Dead Sea was only sick.“

George Burns

 

"I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me."
Stephen Fry

 

“I was asked after having four boys, ‘If you had it to do all over again, would you still have kids?’ ‘Yes. Just not these four.’”
Sheila Lee

 

“Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.”

Paula Poundstone

 

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
Steve Martin

 

”Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible.”

Doug Larson

 

“You know you’ve reached middle age when you’re cautioned to slow down by your doctor, instead of by the police.”
Joan Rivers

 

“If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.”

George Carlin

 

“I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.”
Noel Coward

 

“Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring: ‘How to Build a Boat.’”
Steven Wright

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

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