09/07/09 Grif.Net - Labor Day Humor
Dr. Bob
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
Did you hear the joke about Labor Day?
It works for me!
Father: Do you know, most people don’t have to work today, because it’s Labor Day.
Son: If people are not working, shouldn’t we call today ‘No-Labor Day?’
One seventh of your life is spent on Monday. However, the only person to get his work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe.
If a train station is where the train stops, and a bus station is where the bus stops, what is a work station?
What do you usually do on Labor Day?
As little as possible, just like every day!
‘I’m never going to work for that man again.’
‘Why, what did he say?’
‘You’re fired.’
Labor Day is a glorious holiday because your child will be going back to school the next day. It would have been called Independence Day, but that name was already taken.
Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"
