07/02/21 Grif.Net - Status Updates
Robert Griffin
[Every few weeks I post odd updates from the ‘net, often proving I have friends with a stranger sense of humor than I do.]
Laura M said, “My ancestors navigated the ocean by using stars. I missed my exit on the Freeway even with GPS in my car.”
Frank H shared, “My girlfriend has a broken leg. We had a fight, so I hid her wheelchair. Guess who’s going to come crawling back to me?”
Wanda K advertised, “For Sale: Parachute. Used only once. Like new, never opened.”
Rollie the Mechanic reminds us, “He that is without oil shall throw the first rod.” Compressions 8.7:1
Marge O laments, “I went grocery shopping on an empty stomach. I am now the proud owner of Aisle 4.”
David D suggests, “If you put your head in an alligator’s mouth, you will never have to pay taxes again.”
Gina C changed her status: “In a relationship. With an air conditioner.”
Billie S shared, “I ate a kids meal at McDonalds for lunch today. His mother was furious.”
Laura B related, “He said the spark was gone between us. So a tasered him and I’ll ask again after he wakes up.”
Barry H told us, “I only paid $1 for a new hairpiece. I thought it was a small price toupee.”
Ester G whines, “The fact that my entire body cracks like a glow stick whenever I move and yet refuses to glow is disappointing.”
Bert S advised, “Guys with an eye patch and three fingers sell the best fireworks.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"