01/29/09 Grif.Net - Stories from Grandma
Dr. Bob
I was in the bathroom, putting on makeup, under the watchful eyes of my
young granddaughter, as I'd done many times before. After applying lipstick,
I started to leave, when the little one said, 'But Grandma, you forgot to
kiss the toilet paper good-bye!' I will probably never put lipstick on again
without thinking about kissing the toilet paper good-bye.
My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday. He asked
me how old I was, and I told him, '61.' He was quiet for a moment, and then
he asked, 'Did you start at 1?'
A second grader came home from school and said to her grandmother, 'Grandma,
guess what? We learned how to make babies today.' The grandmother, more than
a little surprised, tried to keep her cool. 'That's interesting,' she said.
'Just how do you make babies? ''It's simple,' replied the girl. 'You just
change 'y' to 'i' and add 'es'.'
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus knows me, this I love"