10/20/17 Grif.Net - Questions for the Family
Robert Griffin
Q: Where does a one-legged waitress work?
A: At IHOP
Q: What occurs one time in a minute, twice in a moment but not even once in an hour?
A: The letter “m”
Q: What geometrical shape would be likely to be in a car accident?
A: A wrecked angle
Q: Who was the wealthiest financier in the Bible?
A: Noah. He was floating his stock while everybody else was in liquidation
Q: What happens when a Buddhist becomes totally absorbed with the computer he is working with?
A: He enters Nerdvana
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet?
A: 11 (as in “the alphabet”)
Q: Why are blind people forbidden from skydiving?
A: It causes their guide-dogs to panic
Q: What is black, covered with feathers and flies?
A: A dead crow
Q: What word in English is always spelled incorrectly?
A: Incorrectly
Q: If you had 3.5 piles of sand and a friend had 6.5 piles of sand, how many piles would you have if you combined them?
A: One
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"