12/26/17 Grif.Net - Now that Christmas Is Over
Robert Griffin
[Here are some important answers to questions you’ve had over Christmas , at least according to 20 years of lame grif.net jokes]
Q: Why are Dasher and Dancer allowed to take coffee breaks?
A: Because they are Santa’s star bucks.
Q: How does good King Wenceslas like his pizza?
A: One that’s deep pan, crisp and even.
Q: What do you call a group of Chess Masters bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
A: Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
Q: What do you call a penguin at the North Pole?
A: Lost.
Q: Why are horse-drawn sleighs so unpopular now?
A: Because horses are not good artists.
Q: Why did Comet quit Santa’s team pulling the sleigh?
A: He got a better job cleaning sinks for Proctor and Gamble.
Q: How did Darth Vader know what was in each package under the tree?
A: He felt the presents.
Q: Which of Santa’s reindeer was grounded for offensive behavior?
A: That would be Olph. Still today we sing about the reindeer and mention rude Olph.
Q: What was the report of the doctor who came to Bethlehem to check on the Mary and Jesus?
A: Mother and baby and doing well. Both are in stable condition.
Q: Why did Santa grow a long beard?
A: He was cutting himself when shaving so often he was given the name “St Nick”.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"