06/23/26 - Morning Again (part 2)
b...@grif.net
I burnt 800 calories this morning.
I forgot the pizza in the oven.
Every single morning I get hit by the same bike.
It’s a vicious cycle.
Every morning, I find that somebody has quietly put a bunch of celery on my front door step.
I think I’m being stalked.
My neighbor knocked on my door at 2:30 AM this morning and asked, “Do you know what time it is?”
Can you believe that, 2:30 AM?!
Luckily for him I was still up playing my bagpipes.
My radio only works in the morning.
It’s an AM radio.
This morning, my Grandpa walked into my room with a young bearded guy wearing skinny jeans.
I said, “Who is this guy?”
My Grandpa said, “My hip replacement.”
I woke up this morning to find all by books and knick-knacks scattered all over the floor.
I’ve only got my shelf to blame.
I couldn’t find the car window scraper this morning, so I used a plastic store discount card to clean my windows.
It didn’t work very well.
I only got 20% off.
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Dr. Bob Griffin
“Abhorring all my sin, adoring only Him”
