11/30/23 Grif.Net - PhD Jokes (part 4)
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[I promise this is the LAST bunch of PhD jokes for the month]
I’ve been doing my psychology PhD thesis on the mental health and well-being of little people.
After 4 long years and multiple studies, I’ve concluded 6 out of 7 dwarves aren’t Happy.
What do you call someone who has a BA in Art, a MA in Fashion Design, and a PhD in Gender Studies?
A well-educated barista.
The university that hired me was angry with me this morning.
In my defense, I never said I had a PhD in theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical PhD in physics.
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Due to the size of my student loans for my PhD, I have debts no honest man could pay.
Luckily, I’m a statistician.
What’s the difference between a PhD in Art History and a large pizza?
A large pizza can feed a family of four.
Dave says his wife thinks he has about 500 PhD’s.
Think she means “Projects Half Done”.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"
