12/24/25 Grif.Net - Random Thoughts on Christmas

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When I was a child, my family was so poor that at Christmas we exchanged glances.

I was teaching my dyslexic friend how mistletoe works but I don’t think he stood under it.

I thought I would be proud of sealing all my Christmas card envelopes myself, but the whole ordeal just left me with a bad taste in my mouth.

I can tell Santa Claus is a man, because no woman would ever wear the same outfit every year.

Note to grandkids: When you stop believing in Santa you start getting socks and underwear for Christmas.

I wasn’t planning on giving Christmas presents to many people this year, until I heard about those exploding Samsung phones from Israel.

The main thing I want this Christmas is for someone to wake me up when it’s all over.

“1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given”