03/08/23 Grif.Net - I Admit (+ Answers from Quiz)
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I ADMIT . . .
> I haven't spoken to my wife in four years. I thought it would be rude to interrupt her.
> I have a clean conscience – obviously, it's never been used.
> I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes, he even laughs.
> I wish my grandkids weren't offended by my Frozen jokes. They really need to let it go.
> I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.
> I told my doctor I heard buzzing, but he said it's just a bug that's going around.
> I only know 25 letters of the alphabet — I don't know y.
> I just don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
> I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
> I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.
~~ANSWERS FROM “LAST LINE” QUIZ
1. "So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
The Great Gatsby, F. Scott Fitzgerald
2. "After all, tomorrow is another day."
Gone with the Wind, Margaret Mitchell
3. "He turned out the light and went into Jem's room. He would be there all night, and he would be there when Jem waked up in the morning."
To Kill a Mockingbird, Harper Lee
4. "The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which."
Animal Farm, George Orwell
5. "But wherever they go, and whatever happens to them on the way, in that enchanted place on the top of the Forest a little boy and his Bear will always be playing."
The House At Pooh Corner, A.A. Milne
6. "The old man was dreaming about the lions."
The Old Man and the Sea, Ernest Hemingway
7. "He loved Big Brother."
1984, George Orwell
8. "It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good writer. Charlotte was both."
Charlotte's Web, E.B. White
9. "It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to than I have ever known."
A Tale of Two Cities, Charles Dickens
10. "Later on he will understand how some men so loved her, that they did dare much for her sake."
Dracula, Bram Stoker
11. "There is grandeur in this view of life, with its several powers, having been originally breathed by the Creator into a few forms or into one; and that, whilst this planet has gone cycling on according to the fixed law of gravity, from so simple a beginning endless forms most beautiful and most wonderful have been, and are being evolved."
Origin of Species, Charles Darwin
12. "Oh, my girls, however long you may live, I never can wish you a greater happiness than this."
Little Women, Louisa May Alcott
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"
