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Admiring the Christmas trees displayed in his neighbor's windows, Nathan asks his father, 'Daddy, can we have a Hanukkah Tree?'

 

'What? No, of course not.' says his father.

 

'Why not?' asks Nathan again.

 

Bewildered, his father replies, 'Well, Nathan, because the last time we had dealings with a lighted bush we spent 40 years wandering in the wilderness.’

 

~~ANSWERS: WHO SAID IT (part 3)~~

 

1. “They may take our lives, but they will never take our freedom.” Braveheart (Mel Gibson as William Wallace)

2. "The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not." Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens)

3. "I have the heart and stomach of a king." Queen Elizabeth I

4. "The world must be made safe for democracy" Woodrow Wilson 

5. “Do you feel lucky, do ya? Punk!” Dirty Harry (Clint Eastwood as Harry Callahan)

6. "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein

7. "In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on." Robert Frost

8. “I’ve never lost a game. I just ran out of time.” Michael Jordan

9. “Here’s looking at you kid.” Casablanca (Humphrey Bogart as Rick Blaine)

10. “Mmmm. Mmmm. Good.” Campbell’s soup

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin

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