10/03/18 Grif.Net - More Ramblings
Robert Griffin
People often ask where I get inane jokes and humorous stories that I post on my daily blog. Often, from YOU. Here is some more drivel from my “friends” that, as a public service, I pass along to you.
Scott: I was sitting, drinking coffee in my slippers this morning. I thought to myself, I really need to wash some mugs.
Wayne: Pharaohs were buried with their arms crossed over their chests because ancient Egyptians believed they rode a waterslide into the afterlife.
Paul: Water is the most essential element of life, because without water, you can’t make coffee
Ken: Someone’s been adding soil to my garden, but I don’t know why. I think the plot thickens.
Danielle: Found ringtone that says “Amen”. Now I no longer have to slience my phone in church.
Alex: On my tombstone I want it to say, “He exercised every day of his life and died anyway.”
Ken H: I thought growing old would take longer.
Melvin: A bird in the hand makes it difficult to blow your nose.
Elizabeth: To be frank I would have to change my name.
Gino: Stop complaining about your life. There are people who literally live in Wyoming.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"