Two older ladies met at the laundromat after not seeing one another for some time. After inquiring about each other's health, one asked how the other's husband was doing.
"Oh, you don’t know? Ted died last week. He went out to the garden to dig up some carrots for dinner, had a heart attack and dropped down dead right there in the middle of the vegetable patch!"
"Oh dear! I'm very sorry." replied her friend "What did you do?"
"Opened a can of peas instead."
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"