09/03/21 Grif.Net - Back to School Quiz
Robert Griffin
[Jokes for the kids to make light in the dark days of Fall and return to the torture of elementary schools]
Q. What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?
A. A teacher says, “Spit out that gum!” and a train says, “Chew! Chew!”
Q. Why did the boy try to eat his math homework?
A. Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
Q. Have you heard about the teacher who was cross-eyed?
A. She couldn’t control her pupils!
Q. What kind of tree does a math teacher climb?
A. Geometry
Q. What kind of school do surfers go to?
A. Boarding school.
Q. How can you make seven even?
A. Take away the “s”.
Q. Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
A. To reach the high notes.
Q. How do you make sure to get straight A’s?
A. You use a ruler!
Q. Who is everyone’s best friend on the first day of school?
A. Their princi-PAL.
Q. What did the triangle say to the circle?
A. You’re pointless
Q. What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?
A. Bookworms
Q. What flies around grade school at night?
A. The alpha-bat.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"