11/02/15 Grif.Net - Tricks with Words

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Robert Griffin

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Nov 2, 2015, 11:19:10 AM11/2/15
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[As first of each month rolls around, we try to start it off with bad
wordplay. It's the only date some of my friends can count on.]

My X-ray tech married one of his patients, but I always wondered what he saw
in her.

It just dawned on me that I a.m. a morning person.

Even in cowboy movies horses are usually saddled with the bit parts.

At the bottom of the 'Bermuda Triangle' is a wreck tangle.

Grif.Net jokes are so punny that anguished cries from my readers can be
heard miles away. May collect them in a book entitled, 'Groan with the
Wind'.

~~
Dr Bob Griffin
b...@grif.net www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"

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