07/05/16 Grif.Net - Bucky Badger
Robert Griffin
[Since we’ve already teased Minnesota and Wyoming students, my third loyalty is the University of Wisconsin. And yes, I have 3 diplomas on my wall from that state, one from UW. But won’t stop me digging at Wisconsin! Please change the name of the state or school and use these to put your friends in their place.]
Q: What does it say on the back of every UW diploma?
A: ‘Will Work For Food’.
Q: Why did the Wisconsin university student cross the road?
A: Better question - Why is he out of jail?
Q: What separates a good team from a great team?
A: The Illinois-Wisconsin border.
Q: Why did the UW football team cross the road?
A: Because it was easier than crossing the goal line.
Q: Why do University of Wisconsin grads keep their diplomas on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces anywhere in the state.
Q: What does the average high school senior in Wisconsin get on his SAT?
A: Drool.
Q. What do you get when you drive quickly through the Madison campus?
A. An undergraduate degree.
Q: What are the best four years of a typical Wisconsin grad’s life?
A: Third grade.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"