07/17/19 Grif.Net - Status Updates from my Friends
Robert Griffin
Len said, “Apparently when you donate blood, it has to be your own.”
Wayne said, “The trampoline was on sale for fifty per cent off. Needless to say, I jumped on the offer.”
Ken said, “This year I can’t plant flowers because I haven’t botany.”
Sheila said, “I’m looking for a bug spray that also repels humans.”
Mike said, “My wife loves me! She just surprised me with a $500k Life Insurance Policy and a trip to the Dominican Republic!”
Tanya said, “Don’t be sad. Sad backwards is das, and das not good.”
Rachel said, “I was in bed and looked at the ceiling and thought, ‘It might not be the best ceiling in the world, but it’s right up there.’”
Marilyn said, “My family says I talk in my sleep. but no one at work has ever mentioned it.”
Tim said, “My favorite childhood memory is my back not hurting.”
Scott said, “I’m at that age where my mind still thinks I’m 29, my humor suggests I’m 13, while my body mostly keeps asking if I’m sure I’m not dead yet.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"