11/29/24 Grif.Net - Black Friday Begins the Season (of Stress)

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Sweet family time of Thanksgiving is over and now the REAL anxiety of
Christmas begins. Do YOU have favorite expressions to use on high stress
days? These are compiled from a number of ladies . . . and are FREE to use
over the next few weeks. And yes, I have personally heard many of these over
the years.



1. You - Off my planet.



2. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?



3. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.



4. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.



5. And your crybaby whiny opinion would be?



6. I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.



7. Allow me to introduce my selves.



8. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.



9. I'm not tense; I'm just terribly, terribly alert.



10. How do I set a laser printer to stun?



11. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.



12. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you weren't asleep.



13. I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.



14. How many times do I have to flush before you go away?



15. I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?



16. You say I'm a witch like it's a bad thing.



17. Can I trade being a Mom for what's behind door #2?



18. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?



19. Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done.



20. Is it time for your medication or mine?



~~

Dr Bob Griffin

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