11/06/09 Grif.Net - Annual Physical Exam

[Dr. Bob]

From an email by a friend. She writes:

I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse started with certain
basics.

"How much do you weigh?" she asked. I said, "130."

The nurse put me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 185.

The nurse asked, "Your height?" I answered, "5 feet 7 inches."

The nurse checked and saw that I only measure 5 feet 2 inches.

She then took my blood pressure and told me that it's very high.

"Of course it's high!" I screamed." When I came in here I was tall and
slender! Now I'm short and fat!"

Stupid nurse put me on Prozac.

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Dr Bob Griffin
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