01/18/17 Grif.Net - Geographic Questions

[Robert Griffin]

1. If you go snow skiing in Australia, what clothing should you bring? Warm down-under-wear.

 

2. Where is Timbuktu?  Between Timbukone and Timbukthree.

 

3. What if you don’t find the food in Budapest very filling? You may have to leave Hungary.

 

4. What company makes heavy lifting equipment in Kiev? You Crane.

 

5. How does one become a finish carpenter? First, move to Helsinki.

 

6. In Germany, how would you address a man named Brush?   Herr Brush.

 

7. Why did they install a clock on the Tower of Pisa?  They realized that since they had the inclination, they might as well have the time.

 

8. Are there any advantages to being Swiss?  Their flag is a big plus.

 

9. What do you call a British woman with a small guitar? A UK lady.

 

10. Why do the Swedes have an advantage over other Europeans in almost every sport?  They start much closer to the Finnish line.

 

Bonus: In the US, what state is the envy of all the states? Only Nevada.

 

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ANSWERS from yesterday’s Boggle:
Anyone get all seven five-letter Countries in the grid?
Spain
China
Libya
Haiti
Nepal
Syria
Chile

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

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