My buddy Bob said he was at a party the other night and overheard three very large women talking. Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so he approached and asked, "Hello, are you three ‘lassies’ from Scotland?”
One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales, Wales you bloody idiot!"
He quickly apologized and replied, "I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Scotland?"
He said, “And that's the last thing I remember.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"