09/01/16 Grif.Net - Monthly Punthly

[Robert Griffin]

If you are always straightening things, you have OCD. If you are always eating things, you have OBCD.

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Is the chemical symbol for holy water H2Omg?

 

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What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?
“Curses! Foil again!”

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Where are average things manufactured? The satisfactory.

 

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Hugo, the human cannonball, wanted to retire but couldn’t.  Evidently the circus hadn’t found a replacement of his caliber.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

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