03/17/26 Grif.Net - Green with Envy Jokes
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[It is 8 a.m. and 4F degrees with piles of snow. Who would retire to the frozen tundra of Wisconsin? Dad Jokes for St. Bob’s Day]
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
Where can you always find gold?
In the dictionary.
How can you tell an Irishman is having a good time?
He’s Dublin-over with laughter.
What does it mean if you find a four-leaf clover?
It means you have too much time to kill.
What does it mean when you find a horseshoe?
Some poor horse has gone barefoot.
What do you call a fake diamond in Ireland?
A sham-rock.
Did you hear about the leprechaun that opened a store?
He's a small business owner now.
Mom, I met an Irish boy on St. Patrick’s Day.
Oh, really?
No, O’Reilly
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Dr. Bob Griffin
“Abhorring all my sin, adoring only Him”
