06/22/26 Grif.Net - Morning, Again )part 1)

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Jun 22, 2026, 11:48:08 AM (2 days ago) Jun 22
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Every morning I announce loudly to my family that I’m going jogging, but then don’t go.

It’s a running joke.

 

I was sitting drinking coffee in my slippers this morning, when I thought to myself…

I really need to wash some mugs.

 

Every morning after I wake up, the first thing I do is make my bed.

Tomorrow I’m returning this piece of junk to Ikea.

 

Bought one of those travelling irons yesterday.

Woke up this morning and it was gone.

 

If you’re feeling down, try drinking a pint of water before going to bed.

It’ll give you a reason to get up in the morning.

 

Why don’t helicopters fly in the morning?

Twirly.

 

This morning I made my coffee with Red Bull instead of water.

After 15 minutes of driving on the highway, I realized I left my car at home.

 

~~~

Dr. Bob Griffin

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“Jesus knows me, this I Love”


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