11/13/25 Grif.Net - Confession of a Senior Citizen (part 9)

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Nov 13, 2025, 12:03:39 PMNov 13

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“I have many hidden talents. Sadly, I can’t remember where I hid them.”

“I went into an antique store, and they wouldn't let me leave".

“I was told that even as a senior I should just pop out of bed in the morning, but I’m not about to sleep in a toaster.”

“I remember driving around, young and carefree. Now I turn down the radio in the car so I can see better.”

“I now carry a skateboard when out walking so I don't ‘look ridiculous’ while wearing a helmet for fear of falling.”

“I am celebrating today at 77! I just paid off my student loan.”

“I signed up to be an organ donor, and proud to say I’ve already given a number of drivers a piece of my mind.”

“1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given”