05/01/20 Grif.Net - Munthly Punthly

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Robert Griffin

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May 1, 2020, 11:21:45 AM5/1/20
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[First of the month. Every month puns and word-plays seem to get worse.  I learned that if such word plays drive you crazy, it might be just psychosemantic.]

 

What time of day do I like?  6:30 is the best time on the clock, hands down.

I lost my wife’s audio-book and now I'll never hear the end of it.

 

I called a psychic once. She asked who was on the line, so I hung up.

 

I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him run faster. If anything, it made him more sluggish.

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Dr Bob Griffin

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"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"

 

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