[First of the month. Every month puns and word-plays seem to get worse. I learned that if such word plays drive you crazy, it might be just psychosemantic.]
What time of day do I like? 6:30 is the best time on the clock, hands down.
I lost my wife’s audio-book and now I'll never hear the end of it.
I called a psychic once. She asked who was on the line, so I hung up.
I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him run faster. If anything, it made him more sluggish.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"