04/18/17 Grif.Net - Fishing with the Warden
Robert Griffin
A game warden noticed how old Bud consistently caught more fish than anyone else. Other guys would only catch three or four a day, but Bud would come in off the lake with a boat full. Stringer after stringer was always packed with freshly caught bass.
Curious, the warden asked Bud his secret. The successful fisherman invited the game warden to accompany him and observe. So the next morning the two met at the dock and took off in Bud's boat. When they got to the middle of the lake, Bud stopped the boat, and the warden sat back to see how it was done.
Bud’s approach was simple. He took out a stick of dynamite, lit it, and threw it in the water, away from the boat. The explosion rocked the lake with such a force that stunned, half-dead fish immediately began to float. Bud took out a net and started scooping them up.
Well you can imagine the reaction of the game warden. When he recovered from the shock of it all, he began yelling at Bud. "You can't do this! I'll put you in jail, buddy! You will be paying every fine there is in the book!"
Meanwhile, Bud set his net down and took out another stick of dynamite. He lit it and tossed it in the lap of the game warden with these words, "Are you going to sit there all day complaining, or are you going to fish?"
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"