How do you know if a sniper likes you?
He really misses you.
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I went to the doctor and told him I was having problems with my hearing.
He said, “Can you describe the symptoms?”
I said, “They’re yellow, Homer’s fat, and Marge has blue hair.”
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What do you call someone who only eats tiny bits of other people?
A cannibble.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"