09/01/22 Grif.Net - Tom Swifty Puns (September)

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[More fun with pun . . . and using the 9^th letter “i” adverbs this 9^th month]

 

"As soon as the rain stops, we'll break camp," said Tom intently.

 

"Cryogenics is fake science!" Tom said icily.

 

"I don’t really hate the measles!" laughed Tom infectiously.

 

"Pass the cards to me," said Tom ideally.

 

"Just one more drink, please!" Tom said insipidly.

 

“I want to borrow my sister’s gear to go camping,” said Tom insistently.

 

"Steel is a very useful alloy," said Tom ironically.

 

"Beware the 15th of March!" said Tom idly. 

 

"I'm taking over this hotel," said Tom inappropriately.

 

"Let's trap that sick bird," said Tom illegally.

 

"I’m a Democrat, but I loved watching President Reagan," said Tom ironically.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

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