05/17/12 Grif.Net - Advice on Bears
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Dr Bob Griffin
May 17, 2012, 10:11:03 AM5/17/12
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A young boy from New York was being led through the mountainous back country
near Lander, Wyoming, by his friend. "Is it true," he asked, "that a grizzly
bear won't attack you if you carry a flashlight?"
"That depends," replied his young guide, "on how fast you can carry the
flashlight."
"But if we see one", the nervous lad continued, "how fast do you have to run
to outrun an angry bear?"
"Actually, I don't have to be faster than a bear to escape being eaten," his
friend commented. "I just have to be faster than you."
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
b...@grif.net www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"
near Lander, Wyoming, by his friend. "Is it true," he asked, "that a grizzly
bear won't attack you if you carry a flashlight?"
"That depends," replied his young guide, "on how fast you can carry the
flashlight."
"But if we see one", the nervous lad continued, "how fast do you have to run
to outrun an angry bear?"
"Actually, I don't have to be faster than a bear to escape being eaten," his
friend commented. "I just have to be faster than you."
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
b...@grif.net www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"
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