03/11/16 Grif.Net - Dad Jokes

[Robert Griffin]

[Dads. Lame jokes.  Can’t live with them, and can’t live with them.]

 

My wife told me to quit impersonating a flamingo.  I had to put my foot down.

 

I bought shoes from my drug dealer. Not sure what he laced them with, but I’ve been trippin’ all day.

 

I love elevator jokes because they work well on many levels.

 

Now I find out the clerk who said “Facing me, strip down” evidently was talking about my credit card.

 

I have a fear of elevators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.

 

The worst thing in world history class is that the teacher tends to Babylon.

 

I gave away all my dead batteries today, free of charge.

 

An old lady at the bank asked me if I’d help her check her balance, so I pushed her.

 

I cut my finger cutting cheese, but now I have a grater problem.

 

Ah, putting the car in reverse really takes me back.

 

I have Irish stuff on the back deck called Patty O’Furniture.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

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