10/05/06 Grif.Net - Detective Humor

[Dr Bob Griffin]

There is CSI-Las Vegas, CSI-NY, CSI-Miami. Why no CSI-Possum Hollow,
Arkansas?
1. All the DNA is the same.
2. There are no dental records.

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Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez. "How
was he killed?" asked one detective.

"With a golf gun," the other detective replied.

"A golf gun? What is a golf gun?"

"I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan."

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Finally, the investigation of Martha Stewart is over, her prison term
served. But her recipe for chicken casserole is quite efficient. First you
boil the chicken in water, and then you dump the stock.

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Dr Bob, www.grif.net
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given