07/08/26 Grif.Net- Biblical Q&A
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Q. Does a person need Jesus to go to heaven?
A. These days, you need Jesus just to go to Walmart
Q. How hot is it?
A. Not sure, but think I saw Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego outside
Q. How did Noah keep bees in for all that time on the water?
A, In archives
Q. Did they play baseball in the Bible?
A. In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. They were eventually put out, but the Prodigal Son went home.
Q. Which area of the Promised Land did Joshua find the richest?
A. The area near the Jordan River where the banks kept overflowing.
Q. Who was unhappiest when the prodigal son returns home?
A. Hither, the fattened calf
Q. Who was the wealthiest financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh's daughter -- she went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little profit
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Dr Bob Griffin
“From all harm safe in His sheltering arms
I'm living by faith and feel no alarm.”
