06/18/25 Grif.Net - About Marriage
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[My friend Jim M. wrote me: Dr. Bob: here are some sayings that I got off the walls of a restaurant my wife and I stopped by last week in Windom, MN. Maybe some of these will be worthy of use in one of your lists. ALL are cringe-worthy.]
If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side of the bed.
Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need are two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.
There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
Divorce is painful. There is an easy way to save a lot of trouble. Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house.
At every party there are two kinds of people. Those who want to go home early and those who don't. The trouble is that they are usually married to each other.
If a man is alone in the woods and no woman can hear him, is he still wrong?
So, apparently RSVP’ing back to a wedding invitation -- "Maybe next time" -- isn't the correct response.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"
