[These attempts at humor would make a ten-year-old laugh, for sure] Do pigs ever go crazy? Maybe,

What do these taxes have in common? Accounts Receivable Tax Building Permit Tax CDL License Tax

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage and half-shut afterwards. ~ Benjamin Franklin If everything

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. ~ A. Whitney

Each of the following well known proverbs has a key word missing. Actually, with the fertile mind of

[I am writing MY story in tiny bytes and episodes, so here are important lecture notes from a class

[this was from September 1996 - THIRTY years ago!!] Dr. Bob shocked the congregation when he

"God Said....No" I asked God to take away my pride. God said "No". It is not for

[This week is throwback to 1996 when the grif net blog first was distributed on the web. These are

[This week is throwback to 1996 when the grif net blog first was distributed on the web. These are

[This week is throwback to 1996 when the grif net blog first was distributed on the web. These are

Eye Drops Off Shelf Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms Teacher Strikes Idle Kids Clinton Wins on Budget,

[This week is throwback to 1996 when the grif net blog first was distributed on the web. These are

“There is one page at the very front of the New Testament that almost everyone skips. It looks like

no1 b4 me. srsly. dnt wrshp pix/idols no omg's no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r) pos ok ur

If college students wrote the Bible . . . >The Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning

Q. Does a person need Jesus to go to heaven? A. These days, you need Jesus just to go to Walmart Q.

Overheard in a restaurant after church Sunday: If our pastor doesn't score a point in 90 minutes,

A priest was walking along the corridor of the parochial school near the preschool wing when a group

When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political

The father of a high school senior called the boy's Latin teacher and complained: "How could

Advice on handling teens from Mark Twain - “When a child turns 13 you should put him in a barrel and

Teenaged boy comes home from driving dad's new car. "I've got good news and bad news -

[This was submitted by a reader of Health Canada Magazine, June 2001, and reprinted in the Grif.Net

Late one evening, a man frantically searched his parked car in the dark for his lost cell phone,

O Church, arise, and put your armour on; Hear the call of Christ our Captain. For now the weak can

What should the USA Futbol team have eaten yesterday morning before their big game? Kix I never

At breakfast, my wife said: Honey, you forgot I wanted French toast this morning. Me: Oops. Sorry. (

[We didn't need any egging on to share Morning Humor this week. Don't thank me, just raise a

I burnt 800 calories this morning. I forgot the pizza in the oven. Every single morning I get hit by