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I'm the life of the party . . . even when it lasts until 8 pm. I'm very good at opening

>>Life should not only be lived, but it should also be celebrated with cake >>Birthday

[Taken from the March 9, 2011—15 years ago today— Grif Net but still useable for us, Sometimes you

[First weekend of the month we send inspirational quotations to all] “Courage is grace under pressure

[Thanks again to Readers' Digest for the material in this fun look at Ironing, er Irony.] > In

Using irony shows the contrast between how things appear and how they really are. When a “thing” or “

[Words have meanings. Do you know these words?] Entropy isn't what it used to be. The difference

[Most of these questions are very difficult, so don't be discouraged if your answer is “no clue”

Did you hear about the guy in Paris who almost got away with stealing several classic paintings from

[This is the introduction to a good article on 'Mind and Body' by Dr. Stephanie Tyjeski who

A man was sitting relaxing in an airplane when another guy dropped into the seat beside him. This new

[Published on this date 25 years ago, these are the winners from a 2000 state-wide contest in high

[Published on this date 25 years ago, these are the winners from a 2000 state-wide contest in high

I've been reading Cicero's speech in Latin for ten minutes and wonder what he's talking

People often accuse me of stealing other's jokes and being a plagiarist. Their words — not mine…

Hello God, I called tonight To talk a little while. I need a friend who'll listen To my anxiety

“We hold these truths to be self-evident. All men and women are created by the, you know, you know

“Being president is like running a cemetery: You've got a lot of people under you and

“No man who ever held the office of president would congratulate a friend on obtaining it.” John

”There are few things in life harder to find and more important to keep than love. Well, love and a

[Not just on Presidents Day, but all week we will share quotations from our illustrious leaders.] ”If

Last week, I took my children to a nice family restaurant. My six-year-old son asked if he could say

[FREE ADVICE FOR VALENTINE'S DAY from Dr. Bob, culled from my experiences of being happily

[How big a space do I need to write about this subject? As mushroom as possible.] Momma always told

[A blog reader asked for cucumber/pickle jokes. Sorry. When life gave me lemons, I have to dill with

[Hope you are all ears for our jokes about corn. And more jokes in the shopping cart for the week

[My jokes last week about apples, bananas, and avocados raised a crop of obviously jealous readers.

“The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me.” ~~Ayn Rand “The

[Wednesday's banana jokes and Thursday's apple puns were easy. Avocado jokes for Friday?

[What is the core reason apple jokes and puns are so funny? Find out below.] I went to the small