The Grif.net

“Being president is like running a cemetery: You've got a lot of people under you and

“No man who ever held the office of president would congratulate a friend on obtaining it.” John

”There are few things in life harder to find and more important to keep than love. Well, love and a

[Not just on Presidents Day, but all week we will share quotations from our illustrious leaders.] ”If

Last week, I took my children to a nice family restaurant. My six-year-old son asked if he could say

[FREE ADVICE FOR VALENTINE'S DAY from Dr. Bob, culled from my experiences of being happily

[How big a space do I need to write about this subject? As mushroom as possible.] Momma always told

[A blog reader asked for cucumber/pickle jokes. Sorry. When life gave me lemons, I have to dill with

[Hope you are all ears for our jokes about corn. And more jokes in the shopping cart for the week

[My jokes last week about apples, bananas, and avocados raised a crop of obviously jealous readers.

“The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me.” ~~Ayn Rand “The

[Wednesday's banana jokes and Thursday's apple puns were easy. Avocado jokes for Friday?

[What is the core reason apple jokes and puns are so funny? Find out below.] I went to the small

[Sorry, but banana jokes are so ap-peel-ing to me] Why did the banana go out with a prune? Because he

Once, a moth flew into a veterinary clinic. The doctor saw him and asked him what the matter was. The

A man talked seriously to his pastor about something terrible happening in his marriage. His pastor

A little boy wanted to meet God. He knew it must be a very long trip to where God lived, so he packed

(1) ''When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell.'' (2) ''If you see two people

(1) ''This employee should go far ..... and the sooner he starts, the better.'' (2)

(1) ''This young lady has delusions of adequacy.'' (2) ''His men would follow

Two crows were in a field when they noticed a figure in the distance that looked like a man. "

Ladies and gentlemen, skinny and stout, I will tell you a tale I know nothing about. Admission is

[In some ways, Senator Ben Sasse (R-Nebraska) is a hero of mine. His life story and his writings (The

After five grueling years of studying, a graduate student came rushing into Einstein's office

The Department of Fish, Wildlife & Parks is issuing revised safety recommendations for bear

A Texan was taking a taxi tour of London and immediately began comparing that city with his beloved

[Another "no-school Monday" is finally over, as if just having two weeks off for Christmas

A fellow went to the clinic for his annual physical exam. The doctor did a thorough job and remarked,

[This is a reprint from the Grif.Net January 20, 2001, 25 years ago this week. Wonderful lesson still

When teaching a variety of courses in college I quizzed: “When I say, 'I am the best looking