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At the end of October 2018 at age 70, I suffered a right-brain stroke. After a few days in ICU in the

“I know my doctor thinks I'm getting old when the specialist he referred me to was an

“I've found the older we get, the earlier it gets late. “I thought about a second career, so took

“I was told that, saying “Oh, this old thing?” isn't an appropriate way to introduce my wife.” “I

“I am not getting old; I've become a classic.” “I don't think I'm having hot flashes, but

"I finally got eight hours of sleep and it only took me three days!" "I've reached

“Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life.” ― Steve Jobs “Life is

“Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, 'Never take candy from strangers.' And

What do ghosts have in their noses? Boo-gers! Why did the ghost starch his sheet? He wanted to scare

How do you know you're in Georgia? When all directions start with “Go down Peachtree …” and

“Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband,” my

There was this guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine who was very pretty, and he liked her a

I am proudly NOT Scandinavian and felt only mild sympathy for the Anderson's, Jensen's, and

Q: What is black and covered with feathers and flies? A: A dead crow. Q: What family does the zebra

I got an A on my origami assignment when I turned my paper into my teacher. I poured some water over

["Resumania" is a term used to describe the unintentional bloopers that often appear on job

["Resumania" is a term coined by Mr. Robert Half, founder of RHI Consulting's parent

Retiring to Wisconsin I found some towns are so small that ...their city limits signs are both on the

[As my faithful readers know, during the week we send inane humor, but on the weekend, we focus on

James Z. boasted, “I'm getting stronger in old age! I now can lift $100 worth of groceries with

[Collection of oddities that struck my funny bones] Plateaus are the highest form of flattery. Where

You know you are old when you stop growing at both ends and start growing in the middle. You know you

[Here are some OLD questions/answers that may still bring a chuckle or groan to each of us today]

After putting her young children to bed, a mother changed into old slacks and a droopy sweatshirt and

[Pastor Wayne Muri, an old classmate of mine, wrote this encouraging thought on death for a Christian

Two little boys were visiting their grandmother, and she took them to a restaurant for lunch. They

A little 4-year-old girl was diligently pounding away on the keyboard at her grandmother's

My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, "Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?

A grandmother was telling her granddaughter what her own childhood was like. "We used to skate

I didn't know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I decided to test her. I would