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An older lady was caught shoplifting. On court day the lady, accompanied by her husband, stood before

A police officer stopped a speeding car. The driver was dressed like a convict for a Halloween

[Challenging quiz, offering 15 more “lines” from famous works of literature that you can answer in 1,

It was nearing Christmas, and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, “What are you

[The first weekend of each month is a time to encourage and inspire our blog readers to greater

[More than 1/2 of all Americans live where they will have a warm Christmas, not a white one. Florida,

Money can buy a house, but not a home. Money can buy a bed, but not sleep. Money can buy a clock, but

TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I". ELLEN: I IS... TEACHER: No, Ellen.

[What do you think about some relatively easy quiz questions? I agree! So, I mixed 4 or 5 of them in

[On the first weekday of each month, we try to buoy the humor level of our readers with high-quality

Did you ever think someone could show you love through a bologna sandwich? I didn't think so

Sweet family time of Thanksgiving is over and now the REAL anxiety of Christmas begins. Do YOU have

It is the duty of nations as well as of men to own their dependence upon the overruling power of God;

This just in . . . According to inside contacts, the Japanese Banking situation shows no signs of

[Has life changed in 50 years? Here are some facts from 1974 that many might question. And how easy –

The lion was proud of his position as "king of the jungle". One day he decided to be SURE

Christians in our modern age are called to live counterculturally. In fact, we must live

1. CASHIER: "Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?" DAD: "No, just leave it in the

Eye Doctor: Bob, the results on your eye tests came back. Me: Great! Can I see them? Eye Doctor:

[Various odds and ends questions await to test how your brain handles minutia and obscure facts. ] 1.

1. What do you call a magician who lost his magic? Ian. 2. What do you call a dinosaur that asks a

1. What do you call 2 monkeys that share an Amazon account? Prime mates 2. Should I name my baby girl

[The Weekend Grif Net tries to eschew humor and goes for more serious subjects. Trust this will move

An old preacher was dying. He sent a message for a tax collector and his lawyer, both church members,

While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church, our minister heard the intoning of a prayer

[Need to check on my blog readers to see IF their post-election brains are still working. Here's

Ken H. shared, “Talked to my cab driver and found he was a fare-minded person.” Esther G. wondered, “

[Armistice Day has become Veterans' Day. Armistice Day was sacred. Veterans' Day is not. But

A farmer had some puppies to sell, so he made a sign advertising the four pups and went to nail it to

[One last day of fun before all the focus is shifted to 2026 mid-term election] **I have come to the