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A fellow went to the clinic for his annual physical exam. The doctor did a thorough job and remarked,

[This is a reprint from the Grif.Net January 20, 2001, 25 years ago this week. Wonderful lesson still

When teaching a variety of courses in college I quizzed: “When I say, 'I am the best looking

Have you ever had a week where you thought "I WISH I COULD JUST QUIT. THIS IS THE WORST JOB”?

[I've saved a few updates of friends from the past months] Alric S. recommended, “If your body is

[A long-time Grif.Net reader in England sent this one. Not bad, old chap.] It was the World Cup Final

It was late in the day when a fully loaded minivan pulled into the last campsite in the state park.

[I've been battling a long illness and for the past four months been “locked down” to reduce

A policeman in San Diego pulled over a driver in a pickup truck and noticed the truck bed was full of

The Secret Service had to change protocol for when President Trump is in danger. Instead of yelling

Why do fish live in salt water? Pepper makes them sneeze. What do toilets do when they're

DID YOU KNOW that cannibals won't eat clowns? I'm told they taste funny DID YOU KNOW that a

Had a call the other day from a woman whose pet poodle of 15 years had died. "I want to give it

[Each month on the first weekend blog we offer quotations to help encourage or inspire. We hope to

What is a New Year's resolution? Something that goes in one year and out the other. But here is a

“End year's dusk, new year's dawn; gratitude fills the last page, anticipation pens the first

"Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year." -Ralph Waldo Emerson

Q: What did Dr. Bob say at 11:59 pm on New Year's Eve? A: “No more lousy jokes until next year, I

TOP TEN THINGS TO SAY ABOUT A CHRISTMAS GIFT YOU DIDN'T LIKE 10. Of all the gifts I received,

[Throughout the past decades, little children have grown up singing "Jesus Loves Me". DO

[Credit to Dave Barry for the original humor. Greatly edited, I am sure, as it floated around the

[It has been the Griffin family tradition to read the Christmas Story from Luke 2 before opening

When I was a child, my family was so poor that at Christmas we exchanged glances. I was teaching my

Q: I was Christmas shopping the other day and saw a brass band downtown and wondered, “Why is there

Q: What did the doctor say to the sick Christmas caroler? A: Wassailing you? Q: What Christmas carol

[One of my favorite stories at Christmastime. It never gets old, and warms my heart each time I read

[Borrowed from this site 25 years ago, I think I'd like to watch at least 2 of these. Charlie

My wife has set a limit on how much we spend on each other this Christmas. It's $50 on me, and

Best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender

~~Shopping for my Wife I like it when my wife makes Christmas shopping easy. This year she said she