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Soldier, rest, thy warfare o'er, Dream of fighting fields no more. Sleep the sleep that knows not

The United States makes 25 percent of the world's cheese. Wisconsin produces the most (and best)

Most department stores tend to play slower music, in order to slow down customers and keep them

Sixty percent of the world's lakes (three million total) are located in Canada. The highest point

Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson.

Mark Twain was born on the night Haley's comet passed the Earth, and died the night it passed the

Just up the road from my home is a field, with two horses in it. From a distance, each looks like

[This is a reprint from the Grif Net blog May 15, 2006. Amazed at how many of these are still true 20

Useful Metric Conversions You Won't Learn in School * 1 million microphones = 1 megaphone * 2000

[These 'jokes' will draw a groan rather than a chuckle. If you don't get every one, you

“People often accuse me of stealing other's jokes and being a plagiarist. Their words — not mine…

A friend shouted to his Mom on Mother's Day, “How does breakfast in bed sound?” She said, “Ooh

After 21 years of marriage, my wife wanted me to take another woman out to dinner and a movie. She

Grandchildren don't make a woman feel old. That comes from the knowledge that she's married

An hour with your grandchildren can make you feel young again. Anything longer than that, and you

What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them loose change from my purse, and they give me a million

Why did Shakespeare always write with a pen? Because pencils made him ask '2B or not 2B'?

What do PHD students eat when they're hungry? Academia nuts. Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?

“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones

[Personal Note: I don't take offense at humor about heaven, St. Peter, or the Pearly gates. If

A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages.

Top 10 Things You Will NEVER Hear Dad Say] - Well, what do you know? I'm lost. We'll have to

[Every year I promise my bride I will not mention her age or her birthday on my Grif Net blog. I

What kind of building weighs the least? A lighthouse Did you hear about the final unit available in

[A nurse who worked for years with the dying wrote a list of the top 5 regrets people say aloud on

[25 years ago (January 2001), I posted what it will be like in the future in California. These were

Did you hear the one about . . . the elephant with diarrhea? It's all over town. Did you hear the

Came across a list of Tom Swifty jokes, where the final adverb adds a sharp (and funny) point to the

Many had fun with last week's quiz, so here is another odd quiz. Clues may sound CRAZY, but each

My life I give to You, O Lord, Use me, I pray. May I glorify Your precious name In all I do and say.