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Thoughts on Losing Weight - "A diet is a weigh of life." "It's not the minutes

Here is another odd quiz. Clues may sound CRAZY, but each answer is sane and fitting for the

“MY JESUS FAIR” Words: Chris Anderson Music: Greg Habegger Verse 1: My Jesus, fair, was pierced by

DID YOU KNOW . . . there is a dog named “Fried Egg”? I assume he rolls 'over easy'. DID YOU

Test the family around the table tonight with these questions: How to you make a slow horse fast? Tie

The farthest that the moon is from the earth is 252500 miles. In that space (between the earth/moon)

Ponder these . . . Is it Spring? Spring reminds me that the doctor told me to lose weight before

What a week! We should remember Easter all year, since “every Sunday is Easter Sunday” for a

“Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they

Man uses duct tape to fix about anything. God used nails to fix everything. If you think getting up

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I'm a deck of cards! "Just take a seat, Bob, and I'll deal

In 1996 the Taco Bell Corporation announced it had bought the Liberty Bell and was renaming it the

"You know it's time to leave your church when . . . You're cast as the donkey in the

[When IS the right time to leave a church? How do you know? Here is some advice:] "You know

One day Joseph, who was walking along one of these hot, dirty, African roads, met someone who shared

A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into the blood bank. The rabbit said, “I believe that I am a

Why do North Korean children draw the best straight lines? They have a supreme ruler. Why do so many

A guy went to the eye doctor. He said, “I have trouble seeing things at a distance.” The doc took him

Larry was an old piece of lasso who steps into a cafe one day for a coke. The waitress looks at him

A guy walked into a butcher and asked, "Could I have those from the top shelf please". The

[Monday-Friday we send inane humor, but on the weekend, we share a little more from the heart. This

A second grader came home from school and said to her mother, "Mom, guess what? We learned how

An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him, "Jimmy,

"God should have used Michael and not Noah to save the animals. After all, isn't he the ark

[It is 8 am and 4F degrees with piles of snow. Who would retire to the frozen tundra of Wisconsin?

[I was writing a chapter in my book, with pages focused on Texas. I remember this old joke from long

Some years ago, a friend asked me to share some details about myself with a cute ABC format floating

GAMES TO PLAY AT MY BIRTHDAY PARTY 1. Sag, You're it 2. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy. 3. 20

I'm not grouchy, I just don't like traffic, waiting, crowds, children, or politicians. I'

I'm the life of the party . . . even when it lasts until 8 pm. I'm very good at opening