JUST FOR LAFFS
I typed MARRIED.
It was
auto corrected to MARTYRED .. So then I typed
SHAADI.
It auto corrected to
SHAHEED .. Damn !!! These smart phones have gained too
much intelligence !!! ---------------------------------------- Earlier people
used to remove their hats to give respect and
now our new generation removes
headphones to give respect !!! ------------------------- What is
similarity between the Indian Govt. And Pakistan
Govt.....?
Answer- Both
don't care for INDIANS...!!! -------------------------- Its damn funny when
a wife thinks she is punishing her husband by not talking to him. --------------------------- SINDHI bhai
opened Sweets shop & gave an advertisement...!
Helper required.. Qualification: Must have
diabetes! ------------------------------------- Santa: Teri aur Bhabhi ki jodi to "Ram-Sita" ki jodi
hai.
Banta: Kahan
yaar ! Na to ye dharti me samati hai, na hi ise koi Raavan le jata
hai...! ---------------------------------------------
Parlok mein Rajiv Gandhi ko
achanak 'hansi' aa gai, Indira Gandhi ne puchha: kya
hua?
Rajiv bola,
Sonia se shadi maine ki, par bhugat Manmohan raha hai
!
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